Thelma & Louise

Louise: Get off her or I'm gonna splatter your brains all over this nice car.
Harlan: [Getting off of Thelma] Easy, we're just having a little fun.
Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!
Harlan: Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!
Louise: Why did you say?
Harlan: I said suck my cock. [Louise shoots him]



J.D.: So, tell me something, Miss Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids? I mean God gets you something special, I think you oughta pass it on.

Thelma: Well, Daryl, that's my husband. J.D.: Daryl?

Thelma: Yeah, he says he's not ready yet. He says he's still too much of a kid himself. He kinda prides himself on being infantile.

Louise: He's got a lot to be proud of.

Thelma: Louise and him don't get along.

Louise: That's putting it mildly.

Thelma: She thinks he's a pig.

Louise: I KNOW he's a pig.





Louise Sawyer: You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.




Thelma Dickerson: [with a cliff in front of them and cops behind them]

Thelma Dickerson: OK, then listen; let's not get caught.

Louise Sawyer: What're you talkin' about?

Thelma Dickerson: Let's keep goin'!

Louise Sawyer: What d'you mean?

Thelma Dickerson: ...Go.

Thelma Dickerson: [Thelma nods ahead of them]

Louise Sawyer: You sure?

Thelma Dickerson: Yeah.




Thelma: Louise, shoot the radio

Louise: [she fires at the radio]

Thelma: The *police* radio, Louise!




Thelma: Good morning everybody, this is a robbery. Now if nobody loses their head, nobody will lose their head. Now Simon says everybody lay down on the floor, except you sir. You'll have a story to tell your friends, or a tag on your toe, it's your decision, now you take this bag and empty the cash register into it. Store clerk: Yes ma'am.

Thelma: Let's see who wins a prize for keeping their cool. Now you sir, lay back down, thank you. Can we get a couple of Wild Turkeys too? Store clerk: Sure ma'am.

Thelma: Thank you, now everybody just stay down on the floor until I leave, thank you for your cooperation and have a good day.